oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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