Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You coming home soon, man?
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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