normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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