I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
