I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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