Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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