remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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