What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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