normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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