i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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