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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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