I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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