let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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