if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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