I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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