ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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