if i died would you start the facebook group?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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