why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Is it because I queefed?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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