he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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