I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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