So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
40s are totally the cure
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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