That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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