Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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