she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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