I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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