You really coming over, don't trick.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
oh god the rape fog is back!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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