4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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