Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Holy shit dude........stairs
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