I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You have to summon your inner elephant
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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