This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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