I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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