Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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