So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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