If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You did what with his pubic hair?
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