True but thats because hes a fetus.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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