fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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