Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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