i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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