is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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