C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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