My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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