New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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