If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I love you.
Bad choice
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