You really coming over, don't trick.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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