Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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