I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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