Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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