I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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