I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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