What a fucking waste of an outfit
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
what day is it and did you see me today?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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