She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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